can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 14, 2022

capitão urs

A very strong and handsome penguin, usually trying to deal with the Fakeurs

OMG! Gustavo is capitão urs!

by Morpheus16282 November 20, 2022

ur granny franny

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.

Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*

by Urboi489 March 14, 2018

Ur sisters a mister

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny! Makes Jupiter explode!

Pete: Ur granny tranny
Alex: Ur sisters a mister
Jupiter *explodes*

by JrgnVS March 14, 2018

Ur Sister's a mister

It is almost As worse as ur granny tranny, but instead the Sun moves close to Earth not the Earth closer to the sun

Jake: Hey Shawn what's up?
Shawn: Your sister's a mister!
Jake:......

by NOOOREMALISS March 15, 2018

shizz-ur

stereotypical wigger slang for the word sure created by adding -izz in the middle of the word.

Do you like Eminem?
For shizz-ur!

by Pseudonym March 29, 2004

buy ur sister a gift day

july 16 is the national day to buy ur sister a gift day! buy ur sister what she wants to show her ur appreciation for her (whatever she wants)

yo happy buy ur sister a gift day! heres a gift card for _____.

by johans god dog July 16, 2023