shit ugly

Being so ugly that its to the point of looking as ugly as shit. Looking worst than shit.

Someone being so ugly that you see them and it makes you go damn that girl is ugly.

Being so ugly that the gender is questionable.

Thats being shit ugly.

John: Man look at that girl...eww.

Me: I know right dude, that girl is shit ugly.

Me: Wait hold on is it a girl......

by Middlefingertothefuckinworld October 26, 2011

Spite Shit

When one defecates in an area with the sole purpose of complicating another's life.

Charles: Officer Gamble audited me the other day.
Ethan: Oh yea? What a prick! He doesn't even work for the IRS!
Charles: I Know right? I'm going to take a SPITE SHIT right on the driver's seat of his Prius.

by Superlative1 November 16, 2011

Ivan-Shit

An Ivan-Shit is the aftermath of eating spicy foods. It is a very painful, irritating, and tedious shit. It has no mercy. Your ass will feel like you ate the spicy food through your ass. Ingesting anything from, Hot Cheetos, Takis, Tapatío, Valentina, Peppers, etc. will initiate an Ivan-Shit in your near future. These shits take from 30 to 60 minutes in the bathroom to fully pass through it. Sometimes, it may even come back a few hours after you took an Ivan-Shit no matter what you eat.

If you eat a bag of Takís, you will have an Ivan-Shit in a few hours.
I ate a Taki-Eloté so I am gonna have an Ivan-Shit.

by Ivan-Shit November 8, 2018

Chipotle shits

Cursed shits after consuming a Chipotle food item. They come way ahead of schedule compared to general dumps on the body clock.

I been on this damn toilet taking chipotle shits all night.

by Urban Fluf January 20, 2019

Shit me

A term used by absolute mad lads exclaiming utter disappointment

Shit me he’s a dick head

by Holy cow Batman February 4, 2019

Shit eater

A person who loves drama and gets off on it and loves to keep drama going and loves to lie on others and loves the he said she said game and just loves to spread shit and play in it and stir it. Formally known as “drama queen” shit eaters don’t deserve to be queen of any thing…. They are nothing more than shit eaters…

Those two old ho bags are big time shit eaters that love drama and they lie so much they believe their own lies!

by Squbbles April 3, 2022

bull shit

a really fun card game, u gotta place cards down in order, like Ace, 2,3 4", it doesn't matter how many u put down, as long as u get rid of ur cards, if you don't have the card(s) u need to put down, just put card(s) down and say it's the card(s) u need to put down...if someone thinks ur lying they have to say "B.S." or "bullshit" if they're right, the person who lied must take the entire pile of cards, if the person who said B.S. is wrong they must take the pile. The first one to lose all their cards wins!

Joey: "3 6's"
Me: "Bullshit!" *flips the cards and sees a 3 a 2 and a 5*
Joey: "Damn..." *takes the pile of cards"

by Dirge May 24, 2005