Text Retarded 

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

Text Retarded by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023

Fucking Retarded Idiot- 

Logan Thomas Ward

Bill said to Jim hey man did you hear about that Fucking Retarded Idiot- Logan ward

Fucking Retarded Idiot- by Logan’s biggest opp January 21, 2024

Tactical Retardery 

When you are playing a video game and make a play that is so profoundly stupid that even Napoleon after having invaded Russia would be ashamed of it.

Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)

Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)

Tactical Retardery by musket 193 January 27, 2024

Tareted Retard 

A "Tareted Retard" is a person whom is few steps below from being an "Ultimate Retard," if not more.

That guy isn't just stupid, he's a tareted retard!

Whoever designed this must have been taretedly retarded.

What the hell were you thinking? Are you a tareted retard!?

Tareted Retard by Gamez_A_Gamin February 7, 2024

Ranch Retard 

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.

Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard

Ranch Retard by ranchretardation March 16, 2024

Apartness Retardation 

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

ex.1
ex.1
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

ex.2

"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

Apartness Retardation by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

National retard day 

MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!

National retard day by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024