Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.

Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.

by oopi April 22, 2025

Winkie Poo

To wink in a flirty way.

The cat had did a winkie poo to Alan.

by mehew December 17, 2021

Poo tang pie

Your nans bum

Your poo tang pie is ugly

by Big bootie April 16, 2019

Creamy Poo

poo what has a slight taste of cream

sometimes people have a creamy poo

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Blu is a poo

Blu is a very powerful wizard, but he is not. He is not powerful because he is a fraudster
1 HA!

Hey! did you know that wizard blu is a poo and a fraudster?

by puffer.budgie January 29, 2023

kenty poo

A little bitch who can't handle their own shit and needs people to fight for them. A pale little boy who could possibly be gay and is very weird

Eww you know that kid Kent. Everyone calls him kenty poo

by Nxudnnshdi April 21, 2017

Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.

"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".

by Don't put me on speaker phone June 16, 2021