The most disappointing kind of penis. Usually discovered while you're under the influence of alcohol because the guy that has it wants to bang you but doesn't want you to notice that he has a micro dick so he gets you well inebriated before he jumps your fine bones. This man is usually pretty attractive and has a huge personality to make up for his unfortunately small weenis.
....So, this guy was rockin my world until I realized what a PEWNY PENIS he had...I was like, "is that your pinky?"
by Twinky69 January 15, 2011
Get the Pewny Penis mug.Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into chunks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually found in the hood.
by PortalX Crew September 18, 2008
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When a male is sexually stimulated blood flows to the penis causing it to become enlarged and rigid. The same thing can occur with a females clitoris. some women have clitoris that grow so large they extend from beneath the hood and actually have the appearance of a tiny penis.
When a male is sexually stimulated blood flows to the penis causing it to become enlarged and rigid. The same thing can occur with a females clitoris. some women have clitoris that grow so large they extend from beneath the hood and actually have the appearance of a tiny penis.
I was sucking face with sandra last night, and when i slid my hand into her panties her woman penis was so hot and throbbing it almost burnt me.
by Pyth0nB0y September 19, 2009
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by Homosexual April 23, 2005
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I saw it last night when he showed me & i nearly pucked.
I saw it last night when he showed me & i nearly pucked.
by Karen O June 27, 2006
Get the Teddy Penis mug.Slang term for "priapulid" (phylum or class Priapulida), any of some 15 species of predatory, marine, mud-inhabiting, unsegmented worms of uncertain classification.
"Finally, there is a type of worm called the priapulid worm or penis worm, named such for its nose-like end which can be stretched or protruded, thus resulting in it looking like a penis."
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by Verne D. Fukawi September 12, 2008
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Him: I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know if I can
Her: Don't be a flaccid penis! Go for it!
Her: Don't be a flaccid penis! Go for it!
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