Michael Zhang

The best person to ever exist.

Michael Zhang is the best!

by bob0246 September 30, 2023

Michael

A Black nigga who's from Brooklyn Flashbush and big EBK even the biggest opp in the school

"Yo Michael what u jackin"

by Mjthelilgoat November 23, 2021

Michael P01

Born in England, this phrase usally refers to a right old cunt.
Can be used two ways.

That Michael P01 is a right cunt.

That John is a right P01.

by WATISTHGIS June 21, 2011

Michael anusursius

here we see a wild Michael anusursius is out on the daily hunt for women but then the Russell chadius comes and takes the woman and the Michael anusursius has to watch how the Russell chadius has victory over the Michael anusursius

the Michael anusursius is a failure

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahfhdjej April 22, 2023

Caroline and mIchael

We cute we tight we 4L
Mikey has big oenis and caroline has tight oussy

I love #you #caroline - micheal
Guuu

Caroline and Michael

Person: did you see Caroline snd midheal togeyhher?
Me: ye i wish i had their relationship 💦😭😠

by CarolineandMikeylover😊 April 1, 2024

Michael Smart

Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.

*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.

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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?

Kyle: Michael Smart

by PooPooPeePeeDooDooCheck November 26, 2021

Michael claro

Paulina's shag partner at the back gates and also has other polski's on the side. Aaron cruthers and Gabriel's scooters boy friend.One of Pauline's 60 boyfriends

"Michael claro is gay"

by Owen fiddler September 16, 2021