The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.
by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015
Get the crack moonmug. by Archie the OP December 21, 2019
Get the CRACKEDmug. We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance
by Wordcracker October 10, 2020
Get the how’s your bum for cracking walnutsmug. The butthole that pushes out juicy goodness in the toilet Mm I can taste it already! Crack/buttcrack
by Wierdo9000 April 10, 2017
Get the crackmug. by buffalowings49 October 26, 2025
Get the crackingmug. by ethandefinition December 4, 2019
Get the Crackingmug. Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.
The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.
Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become
agitated if their path of travel is impeded.
A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.
Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become
agitated if their path of travel is impeded.
A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.
She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
Get the Crack Mantismug.