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Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.
Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.
by Pete442 June 11, 2018
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Pantelis

A superior being that is just better than everyone and everything and always correct. ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ you might get blinded trying to talk to him cause of his beauty and never argue with him , he is going to destroy your arguments at sigh
What is this god like being?
He is clearly Pantelis
by Traveller1616 October 6, 2022
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fujita-pants

An extremely wet and sloppy vagina caused by a woman's arousal to masculine energy. A condition causing a woman's crotch to become soggy and wet like a rice patty and smell like old homeless urine requiring a change of clothes and shower to correct. See also fujita - pants. Fujita pants, the preparation for a squirting wet rice patty vagina
The Nurse Doctor was such a horny slut. She touched my hand and squirted full Fujita!!. My ex-girlfriend has the same problem that's why she brings fujita-pants with her everywhere knowing that she is going to soak through her panties whenever she gets close to me.
by Dr.ChelseaMFujita June 24, 2025
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santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.
Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?
by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009
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poopy pants

the most hurtful and offensive insult that can be used against anyone. is known to be banned in several countries
guy 1: ur mom is really ugly
guy 2: ok poopy pants
guy 1: *starts crying*
by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023
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Residual Pants

The sensation of still being able to feel your pants after you've taken them off. Especially common after wearing tight pants or skinny jeans.
My skinny jeans were so tight that when I took them off I had residual pants!
by LarraKyleen May 20, 2014
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Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st
Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!
by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024
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