When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.
"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"
"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022
by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022
by Poopsie88 February 17, 2012
People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.
by bigcoluk January 04, 2018
Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game
8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2
Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2
Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
by TheLurch August 12, 2013
A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.
"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
by sandyzombie April 28, 2021
The short period of time, after a night out, or a notable event (such as a birthday or other social gathering) where non-stop notifications are recieved as photos are tagged and people comment on them.
by chandlers9 August 30, 2011