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Silent Facebook 

People who say nothing in person, in school, at work, on the phone, in a text or anywhere in the world but says EVERYTHING on facebook, likes pretty much everything, comments on everything and post status every hour like "I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it." that doesn't help anyone else out or is humorous in any way. It's just annoying that they don't have the balls to speak in real life plus they look angry pretty much all the time and has a small group of friends.

P.s. they also use a shitload of shortened words or text language or watever its called.
Girl 1= talkative girl
Girl 2=Silent Facebook

Girl 1:Hey hows was your day.
Girl 2: good.
Girl 1: What did you do?
Girl 2: Nothing
Girl 1: What are you gonna do today?
Girl 2: Idk

*Facebook*

Girl 1: Hey it was nice talking to you at __________

Girl 2: Thanks you too, I really like your shoes we should hang, I like have to tell you stuff, let's go to the mall, I wanted to ask Bobby out but he's your Ex so I don't know but anyway Im on my period lol but I ran out of tampons guess Im unlucky lol, but yeah, ok, like see ya.

Girl 1:.....
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Daytime Facebook 

The online equivilent of Daytime Television.

During the day, when everyone is busy at school, college, university, work, or asleep, and nothing happens.
I was on Daytime Facebook earlier, it was so boring, i might as well have been watching Loose Women.
Daytime Facebook by George89 April 4, 2008

The Facebook Rule 

To ripoff someones idea but make it better and take all the credit.
Dude, if you're going to ripoff my t-shirt design, at least use The Facebook Rule.
The Facebook Rule by JerkInTheCorner September 30, 2011

Mr.Facebook 

A nickname for a person who is addicted to facebook.
My friend Mr.Facebook always talk about my latest status.
Mr.Facebook by Lauren Paschal July 31, 2011

Drunken facebook creep

Some one who drinks far too much daily and creeps on girls on Facebook
Gary drank 2 bottles of whiskey on his own and was looking at Sams holiday photos - what a drunken Facebook creep

flying facebook 

surfing facebook high, preferably on weed, but any other drug does the job
Man, don't remeber much from last night, but i must have been flying facebook cause i put up a crazy status and messaged my ex's
flying facebook by D_rizzle12 October 13, 2011

yellow Facebook 

I’m going to scroll through the yellow Facebook to find a hook-up for tonight
yellow Facebook by rvagay April 13, 2023