Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.
Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.
by Lushbeard July 11, 2017
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Duck walk

When the cops make you squat and walk while holding your ankles, and continuously cough for the purpose of forcing out contraband that has been hidden inside your pussy or butthole.
Cops: “Alright girls, you know the drill. 10 minutes of the duck walk. If you’re clean, you’re free to go.”
by thelittlestrawberry August 24, 2018
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Duck Butt

When someone's pants or shorts are a size or two bigger than their normal clothing size. Thus creating a loose fitting around the bottom of the middle seem towards the back of the pants that appears somewhat like a ducks tail.
Your pants are slightly too big they are causing you to have a duck butt in the back.
by Taybears99 March 13, 2024
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Duck Butt

When you have to go number 2, but can’t. In turn making your ass sweaty and stinky. Making you clench your butthole in an attempt to not leak.
Me: Dude, what’s that smell?
You: Sorry, dude. I have duck butt.
by Vaggy8th April 20, 2025
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Greasy duck what the fuck

Person 1: *Walks in door*
Person 2: Greasy duck what the fuck?
by ComputingCat January 20, 2024
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the louisiana duck call

The act of farting into a women's vagina.
"Put your legs up baby and let me give you the Louisiana duck call"
by Izzaho February 19, 2017
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Swimming Duck

A pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.
Joe had a lot of swimming duck in his pants today. Did you see that, Cheryl?
by JewCorner March 04, 2022
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