David

You can tell someone is a David because they have a HUGE DICK (20 inches long)

David is so hot, he probably gets all the guys at school

by Hottie_man November 18, 2022

David

If you're suffering from a headache have no worries, partaking in sexual acts with David help stop all headaches

girl: Damn this headache annoying as hell
girl2: Just have sex with David that helps

by WomanWorker92 March 12, 2023

David

Davids are handsome assholes who will never love you back. Far too sweet and kind, they'll remain your friend for the rest of your live, as they are too cowardly to compromise to anything more than that. Perfect in glasses, they never fail to make you laugh with either really stupid or really smart jokes, just to make you even more depressed as you are so out of their league it makes want to kill yourself. If you ever see a tall, handsome David with large shoulders, run for your life or you'll end up falling in love.

Person #1: OMG me and David just locked each at each other.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.

by 420n October 9, 2019

David Mckale

Practically A God/best man alive.

David Mckale is the best man alive and practically a god.

by Da-fish November 21, 2021

David

David is the kind of guy that you always want to be around. He's always super funny and a joy to talk to. He's cool with whatever anyone wants to do and can make a bad day a good one. I also heard that he has a HUGE cock.

"David makes me so happy whenever I see him"

by PoluxL December 2, 2021

David

A person who has cheese in their ass.

Omg he is a David!

by WeeklyTea November 8, 2019

David Bassil'ed

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.

Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!

by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019