cooking porkchops 

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

cooking porkchops by J Kimball September 4, 2005

Cootie Pie 

An Anglo-Indian dish consisting mainly of animal fetus usually from a goat of sheep. This dish is widely considered shameful, and disgusting by many. Mainly Anglo-Indians prepare this dish since there culture is based off of not having strict traditions, or rules. Many find it wrong to eat a fetus because it hasn't been born. Street markets in India do sell Cootie Pie, but usually secretly, or very early in the morning. The dish is slowly dying, and will soon disappear.

My grandmother prepared Cootie Pie for dinner.

Cootie Pie by Stewey September 2, 2007

Girl Scout Cookies 

Crack cocaine for those who don't do drugs

YO, you got some girl scout cookies? I'm feindin
Ya man i'tll cost you a dub for some thin mints

Girl Scout Cookies by yodaddyandyourmommy January 11, 2012

cooking rice 

causing male ejaculation. the action of causing the ejaculation identified as the cooking; the ejaculate(semen) identified as the rice.

Peter can't come to the phone, he's cooking rice in his room.

cooking rice by TekoBaka June 7, 2009

coolies 

Very cool, and kind of cute

The viking kittens at rathergood can only eb described as 'coolies.'

coolies by EjoThims May 23, 2004

Cookiefest

The 28th of every month is Cookiefest day. To celebrate this marvellous occasion you buy/make a whole lot of cookies and gobble them up with your friends. This is not a greedy day, but a day to share cookies with whoever you meet on the street also.

-Ana, guess what day it is!!
-What
-Cookiefest day!
-Lets go make cookies and share them with everybody

Cookiefest by nimble.hips March 3, 2010

cookies burning 

A woman's vagina is often referred to as "the cookie" but I believe a woman's anatomy has many "cookies" or "sweet treats" if you will. When a woman says she’s got cookies burning, she means that her "cookies" or "sweet treats" burn with desire for the object of her affection.

That man has got my cookies burning! Someone get me a fire extinguisher!

cookies burning by Platinum Punanny February 7, 2017