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Ball Mauler

someone who inserts their hands in the pants pocket and proceeds to adjust their "guys", it feels so good that the practice becomes common place and enjoyed for hours on end. A true ball mauler will do it in front of another party while taking part in casual conversation.
Hey, I was talking to Eric H. about the front page of the NY Post this morning in the server room while he stood there playing pocket pool. What a ball mauler.
by Eric, Mini-IT professional December 20, 2008
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Ball drop

When your underwear rides up, so you’ve gotta drop it low real quick. You may think that the added theatrics of this move distract from the fact that your package is getting mummy-wrapped by your 100%-cotton christmas cat boxers. But really, it just looks like you’re trying to lay an egg.
This is the third time since Memorial Day that he’s blown out the crotch in his white chinos. Dude’s gotta lay off with the ball drop.
by Tommy_John December 3, 2015
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lonzo ball

the goat

gonna average 20 10 10 next year
mono : is lebron the goat?
me: no lonzo ball is the goat
by lonzogoat999 October 9, 2020
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Ball Chaser

When faggots go after the ball for no reason other than touching it, often fucking the team they are playing with over in the process.
That retard Falcon is such a ball chaser
by GratsRats October 8, 2017
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Dog Balls

An alcoholic drink poured in a shot glass. It is chilled vodka with a splash of lime juice.

A celebratory expression to yell out when drinking dog ball shooters.
"Can I please order some Dog Balls for my friends"
You would say this to a waitress/bartender.

"Dog Balls!!" You would yell this out with your friends as you raise your glass to toast the drinking of Dog Balls.
by Doug Balls October 17, 2012
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ball muncher

there is steve what a ball muncher!!
look at jesus over there what a ball muncher
by desmond July 22, 2003
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Circus Ball

Girl folds her legs behind her head like a ball. The guy picks her up, puts her in a full nelson from the front and proceeds to insert his large erect penis into her flaming vagina while marching around the room thrusting her wet pussy
John: I heard Jim marching around his room...he's prolly circus ballin' the shit outta Mary
by Josie Domer September 28, 2006
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