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American Senses

The uncanny, and supernatural ability that any, god loving American patriot can sense oil within a radius of 50 Big macs
God loving American patriot: Man my American senses are going nuts why does a backwater town in the middle of nowhere have oil?
by God Loving American Patriot August 10, 2023
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american afterburner

When you're having sex with your parter and you fart mid stoke you use that extra sauce to fuel a full powered thrust
Last night after I eat a bowl of 3 alarm chili, I gave Susie an American afterburner.
by farmer1069 May 15, 2018
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Smells American

When you buy some kind of food (often candy) you've bought in an american store, and it has a very strong and artificial smell.
"I bought a pack of gum with fruit flavour yesterday, when I opened it, it smelled American. My eyes got watery."

"Hmm.. this candy bar sure smells american"
by Miahne January 1, 2018
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American Swim

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.
by Tamss June 8, 2021
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american history x

a class to teach kids, who think they are badasses, that they are in fact not badass.
"man john is such a fuckboi i hope they stick his ass in american history x for first period this semester"
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
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American

...looks can be deceiving; "thin" does not, automatically, translate: healthy. w/ that said: just because a person is "overweight" does not mean they will keel over @ any given moment.
There are varied social statuses, educational backgrounds, etcetera.
Not here 2 bash the Americas, but my observation(s) of being born & raised are this: we have a problem w/narcotics coupled w/methods like hypnosis, electoshock therapy, etc.
This is the Americas; many cultures have decended upon this continent; many not by choice.

There are generations of ppls here w/ deep seeded hatred 4 the Americas. Free 2 come here...many made

that sacrifice.
You know, I watched The Mauritanian.
I know what its like 2 have next 2 nothing & what its like to have a lot. I know what "working hard" can mean; its not, always, physical labor.
With that said: it takes hard work 2 be "stupid", so don't accuse Americans of being stupid.

Not many have a choice of free will..not all exercise it. Many force their right of free will upon others thereby taking away another's right to free will.
ALL Americans see eye to eye (ever found 100% unison in a home, etc?); many do not know the existence of many more. Just like there are many foreign continent ancestors with American children, relatives, etcetera? Many Americans migrated to other continents (for varied reasons).♻️
I cannot eat "fast food" the way I did when in hs. I was able to become an educated, adult, American....
🇹🇹I'm proud to be an american; at least, I know I'm free and I won't forget those who gave their lives....
And I stand up and say...
G-d bless the USA🇺🇲

Conversation on a bus: American person 1: bashing America, bashing America, blah, blah, blah
person 2: So, why did you come back?
person 1: I'm from here.
by ¡USA! March 21, 2021
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Walmart-American

A stereotypical fat, dumb, most likely poor American.
Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”

Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
by Onehappytoker December 23, 2022
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