The David is a very strange creature, nonetheless he will be the kindest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life… yup that’s right it’s just basic science. So you wanna have a The David in your collection fo sure, just capture one when you see him and don’t ever let go.
Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.
Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.
Girl 1: Dayum gurl was that a David?
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life
by DefNotADavid November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by cummasterchum May 8, 2020
Get the David kankermug. Davide Is a looking big sgrodolo, beautiful and very smart. It Is important to know that Davide is the best brawlhalla player you've ever seen. If you wanna try to impress him just wear a pink hoodie and remember he loves being the center of attention so you can easily start a conversation about that.
Most important thing, he loves oden and he also love talking about him so please go on your bed pick up your phone e start now this sgrogno anime.
Most important thing, he loves oden and he also love talking about him so please go on your bed pick up your phone e start now this sgrogno anime.
by NateSawyer November 26, 2021
Get the Davidemug. by David "The Jew" Graham July 3, 2025
Get the David Grahammug. 1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"
"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."
"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."
"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009
Get the David Riggingmug. 
by @trollyeakinreal October 27, 2022
Get the David Karnaghanmug.