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wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture
Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp
by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019
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spanish wet willie

dude, Christina is into some freaky shit last night she wanted to give me a spanish wet willie
by supafreeeeak March 12, 2020
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wet stepback

If you're a baller then you know what a stepback is. Now imagine a WET stepback.
by He who sends it January 22, 2019
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Wet bre

A wet bre is when someone in twilight sparkle cosplay comes up to on the street and aggressively shits rainbows on your head all while sharing the word of god.
I hate this city. Someone just gave me a wet bre at the farmers market
by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022
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A wet chode

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023
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Wet Meat Tube

The vagina.
My wet meat tube stanks.

He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.

My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2025
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Wet Pokémon

A wet pokémon is when you are about to eat pussy but it looks like one of the original pokémon while wet.
Guy 1: Man... your sister is weird.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I was eating her pussy last night and when I opened my eyes, her pussy was a wet pokémon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
Guy 1: How would you know about that?
Guy 2: Uhh... "experience."
by YipDipPotatoChip May 27, 2018
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