Top Kin

Your top kin or number one kin is the character you kin the most out of all the characters you kin.
Person #1: Okay I already asked you who you kin from MHA, but who's your overall Top Kin?
Person #2: My number one kin? ....Probably Dazai Osamu from Bungo Stray Dogs

Person #1: .....A-are you okay?
by PuffBallsUnited123 March 16, 2022
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top hogger

someone who hogs being on top while making out or fucking and makes the other person be a bottom
david is a top hogger, he never lets me be on top
by 843184 January 05, 2020
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Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"
I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.
by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024
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whoop that top

A phrase once used to describe an act of harm towards someone else. Alternatively it can be used as a reference for a homosexual act.
Hey bud, what do you say we finish these Martinis and I take you back to my place and whoop that top?
by BbreezyFTW November 05, 2017
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The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
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toi top

When a boy insert his peen into a girls vageen.
Hey Brad you know what I was thinking, me, you, my room.... toi top!
by Jameswheeler November 07, 2017
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