Kentucky Meat Shower

When you are having sexual encounters with multiple rednecks and they pour chicken grease all over your naked body and start to rub their erect dongs all over you.

She smelt of penis and chicken after her first Kentucky Meat Shower last night

by maize mcgee November 1, 2016

beat my meat

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

Kentucky Meat Missile

When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.

We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Meat, Beat & Skeet

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...

Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?

by DoodooMan December 27, 2007

Heat up the meat

To masturbate vigorously.

That Cathouse episode #6 was so hot, I was forced to pull it out and heat up the meat right in the living room.

by SirJCole February 27, 2008

meat guillotine

when you are in trouble with your girlfriend and she cuts off your penis

"my girlfriend caught me cheating the other its still hurting from when she did a really painful meat guillotine on me"

by 69_kushlover_420 March 18, 2015

Super Meat Boy

A really difficult and frustrating game.

Guy playing Super Meat Boy: "MOTHERFUCKER!"

by GNRlova23 November 2, 2013