first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.

by von groovy February 28, 2019

Italian Coffee Cake

Cold left over pizza served the next morning.

Ok kids, do you want cereal for breakfast or Italian Coffee Cake?

by CoachMary October 3, 2016

bake my cake

knock you off

this girl thats cool w my opp js asked can she come over my and n whats my addy ! she out tryna bake my cake

by simplychristt May 28, 2022

Boston Creme Cake

When you ejaculate into someone's shit-stained ass after they had recently shit

Jessica: I heard John gave Kaity a Boston Creme Cake last night.
Tammy: OMG thats so nasty!

by RockyTalky August 17, 2021

piece of my cake

A way to say you want to have sex with someone in a sly way.

Guy 1: Damn she's hot af
Guy 2: I'd let her have a piece of my cake
Guy 1: Same braw

by Kifkinz October 21, 2018

The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.

Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake

by Dark Chocolat April 22, 2021

Shaka doodle cakes

Its a typ=e of cake that goves u type 2 diabetes. Lol

Oops she go shaka doodle cakes

by holyballsshesdead! March 13, 2022