white taco eater

a wanna be Mexican eating taco and making tacos out of corn when its supposed to be flour

look at that white taco eater over there eater a corn taco

by tacomunchers23689 April 12, 2022

Tijuana Taco Stand

Fill a shot glass with the cheapest tequila available, lick a spot on your wrist, liberally apply salt and cumin to said spot. Lick off cumin/salt mix take shot; chase with hot sauce.

Dude i was throwing up blood and shitting napalm this morning. How many Tijuana taco Stands did I do last night? And don't say "i don't remember." I know you took pics!

by Johnny Creepy Bananas July 27, 2011

Crystal Lake Taco Tuck

When having intercourse you use a rolled up taco as a fake penis to penetrate the vagina. Then proceed to take the taco out when she orgasms, smack her in the head with it. Next, unwrap the tortilla and eat it while masturbating to "careless whispers" by George Michael.

I stopped at Taco Bell before I fucked this bitch last night, totally got her with the crystal lake taco tuck.

by Clcasspirate February 14, 2014

Fo Shaco My Taco

Confirmatory, my Mexican-American friend!

Juan: Ey guey kieres ir al club? (Hey dude, you wanna go to the club?)

Tyrone: Fo Shaco My Taco!

by CarlosCinco December 20, 2010

Taco Pocket

A pocket, usually made of skin, sewn to the inside of a vagina.

"You'll never guess what I found in my girl's taco pocket last night!"

by Swagger January 12, 2009

Taco Bell Tidal Wave

After taking your lady friend out for some fine cuisine at a local taco bell - for the best results beef burritos work the best. she sits on your face and releases a fart - the shockwaves from the fart travels along your tongue causing a vibrating sensation against her vagine.

"Dude did you hear about Cubbie?"

"No Man what happened?"

"He took Misty out for some Mexican food last night - she rode the Taco Bell Tidal wave for a half an hour before he got sick!"

"What a fuckface!"

by Senor Stink Plumber March 11, 2011

Deep Fried Fish Taco

Doing a blumpkin to a chick.

Vera is such a whore all she wants is a deep fried fish taco!

by May2Keg June 21, 2007