Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 12, 2004

Take her to Denny's

The act of revealing your affection, or love, to a guy/girl you admire.

So, did you take her to Denny's last night?

Yeah, but she said we were just friends.

by JojotheMofo September 28, 2014

take a camel

A phrase, to do something in a way which is stereotypical of someone's race, culture, religion, ethnicity or nationality. Coined from Ann Coulter's reply to a Muslim student at a speech at a university in Ontario, when asked what mode of transport to take instead of planes or a magic carpet. Also taking a camel or taking the camel.

Person 1: Why are you trying to eat your steak with chopsticks? Don't take a camel mate. *hands knife and fork*
Person 2: Thanks.

by Raymond2010 - Jessie May 18, 2014

snowflake take

How much the snow takes to the ground.

The snowflake take was quite strong. 12 inches that stuck.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

take control beauty

a lovely sweet grandma giving out advice on her youtube channel to ladies her age about how to take care of their skin. she does more than that though. she makes wig review videos, her struggles and reasons to stay positive. she is a inspiring beautiful women who is always welcoming and loving to her pose!

have you seen take control beauty’s youtube channel?

i know it’s awesome! i’ve been using her skincare advice and look how smooth my skin in!

by KitchenGod13 May 22, 2023

Take it like the red cross

A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.

Would be robber: Give me your money!

Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.

by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023