Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.

Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”

by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019

Rules of Neck Slaps

1. If you slap someone they get to slap you back
2. Don't violated
3.If you have a trim the expiration date is 3 days after
Finally just don't take the piss

If you slap me i will clart you

Say less
Remember the rules of neck slaps

by Neck Slap master September 29, 2020

fish slap bet

A variation of a slap bet wherein the loser has to buy a fish for the winner so the winner can slap the loser with it.

Peter: I fish slap bet you thriller will play on halloween night.
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(day after)

Adrian: buy me a wish!
Peter: OH.....crap!

by andrepa November 12, 2009

Slap ass month

In the whole month of November u get a free slap on any girls or guys ass. Big or small you can slap/grab it.

"I just slapped Shannon's ass, its national slap ass month."

by Ehedhxuduehx October 8, 2019

slap the tip on camera

Slapping the tip on camera is the act of tapping your penis against a camera lens, usually a phone lens.

Person A: "Bro, you should totally slap the tip on camera right now."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "What?"

by Zylenus October 27, 2022

bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

by lindy1943 April 6, 2010

horse slap

horse launcher

projectile fish

by the holy slug July 17, 2003