Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.

Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”

by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019

fish slap bet

A variation of a slap bet wherein the loser has to buy a fish for the winner so the winner can slap the loser with it.

Peter: I fish slap bet you thriller will play on halloween night.
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(day after)

Adrian: buy me a wish!
Peter: OH.....crap!

by andrepa November 12, 2009

buffalo joe slap

1. To buffalo bill and to slap the tip of your cock in someone's face.

2. To buffalo bill while being slap by a huge joe.

Maria wanted me to buffalo joe slap her, so i did, then she beet me.

Fag john was buffallo joe slaped last night, what a looser.

by KAMIIIII March 22, 2010

slap your flaps

female masturbation

Hey mom, last night I slapped my flaps!
Mom? Do you slap your flaps?

by Frankie Friction January 24, 2018

Slap ass month

In the whole month of November u get a free slap on any girls or guys ass. Big or small you can slap/grab it.

"I just slapped Shannon's ass, its national slap ass month."

by Ehedhxuduehx October 8, 2019

horse slap

horse launcher

projectile fish

by the holy slug July 17, 2003

bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

by lindy1943 April 6, 2010