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chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.
After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.
by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016
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Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014
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Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the sandwich condiments (disregard the bread) and put it all together then stuff it between someone's ass.
Subway was closed that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.
by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023
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Mr. Bug Sandwich

Generally known as a Beta Male, Beta Bob, or Simp, it is a derogative term that defines a man who is subservient and submissive to his said girlfriend in the hopes of getting laid by her or winning her favor any day, but is only kept in the friend-zone and is used as a cushion for when she gets dumped by Chad Thunderstroke. First used by Bo from Legion of Man on YT, it describes a man, who simps and has no backbone, that orbits around the gf wanting something out of her, but time and time again he is told to wait while she gets banged by Pookie and Ray Ray. The only attention he gets from her is when she wanting him to spe d money on her (Walking Wallet), and to be used as a bailout when Chad dumps her on the side of the road. It also describes him as a man with no boundaries, no respect, and is an NPC that follow his, or should it be everyones, girlfriend's orders.
Daniel: Does that guy even have a soul in him? His gf is getting plowed by theae Chads and he is just fine with that!

Bo: That's because he is Mr. Bug Sandwich. A spineless turd who has no respect for himself.
by Wolf & Women May 27, 2024
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Haram Sandwich

A sandwich made with bacon and ham. Not suitable for Muslims
Dave: “I’m making a haram sandwich, you want one?”
Ali: “nah bro I can’t
by Kobbie Mainoo June 16, 2024
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Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.
What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich
Oh please
by Jenniflop November 18, 2023
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Cheese and Mayo Sandwich

When 3 lesbians get together and scissor and at least one of them has an STD/STI or at least a yeast infection Hence the "Cheese"
You hear about Carly, Alex, and Jenny? Those three had a Cheese and Mayo Sandwich. One of em has herpes and one of em has a yeast infection and Alix is a squirter
by CheekyBooty February 28, 2021
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