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Spontaneous Retard Disorder 

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
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Socially Retarded 

Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.

Often used by people with the name Khristina.
Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.

Khristina was socially retarded.

Gay Retard thats dumb 

* your a gay retard thats dumb

Urban Retard 

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.
Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!
Urban Retard by anonymous June 7, 2022

Extraphysical Retardation 

A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".
That Full Monteirism dude has a raging case of extraphysical retardation.

Fat Retard 

Fat Retard by ADASDAFAE June 24, 2022

Fucking Retard

Delay or hold back in terms of progress, being more retarded than a retard, or having the name Brady or Spencer.
Goddamn Brady you’re such a fucking retard!
Fucking Retard by TheNutOfTruth August 30, 2022