The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

Derek: Man, where’s Chris at? He was slaying it just now!
Mabel: Guess he left already.
Derek: Somebody should the 5-0 - it’s a lit and run situation
Mabel: Guess he left already.
Derek: Somebody should the 5-0 - it’s a lit and run situation
by Auld simp January 24, 2018

by twatyhanger April 9, 2015

A roblox game made by AngryFugo (Discord name) YuNarukami321 (Roblox name) based on the Manga/Anim JoJo´s Bizarre Adventure
by AngryFugo July 28, 2021

Bob: “Man, you’re really running like a bitch.”
Peter: “Yeah, I really need some water so I don’t overheat.
Peter: “Yeah, I really need some water so I don’t overheat.
by LoreLass_arr April 25, 2025

by the retarted scholar May 13, 2024

Jody and I were sprinkler running until we got the cops called on us when we broke a sprinkler by kicking it.
by SprinklerRunner January 17, 2010
