Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.

You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!

by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021

PP Potatoes

The fucking cool kids. Don’t mess with these bitches.

Kid: Hi
PP Potatoes: Get the fuck away

by Tickerateeeee April 14, 2021

Iggy the potato

Iggy the potato or just iggy is a very complicated character as his cannon is all over the place, they have been a lawyer in a studio, a God and even a king, he's also a broke teen

have you heard? Iggy the potato got a new peoffession!

by Mdjfmnkwigj April 15, 2021

Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring

Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?

by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021

potato

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer

person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 12, 2021

Space Potato

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.

Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.

by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021

king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 17, 2021