Money

Money is like men. They both come and go

My money walked out on me

by Kaio._.n November 5, 2023

Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.

My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023

jewish money

when u got like a fuck ton of money you think you're a zionist cooperation

im taking billions trillions and some millions

Guy: dang im fucking poor
Guy 2: cant relate i got way too much jewish money on me

by werykul November 23, 2024

money

MONEY IS FAKE

HARRY STYLES IS FOREVER

“dammit louis, that bitch scammed me my money?! gave me a fake 20!”
“wake up to harry styles, listen to harry styles, cry to harry styles, cry while listening to harry styles, go to sleep to harry styles”

by 1-800-HARRYSWHORE November 6, 2021

national give your sister money day

give your sister money

yo john its national give your sister money day, give me money

by luyue June 28, 2023

money

a scam created by the government to kill us all

John: Want free money???
Sam: KYS

by the only kys in 1 January 10, 2024

Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.

Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018