mexican lap band

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

Mexican finger trap

When two guys Eiffel tower a burrito and another individual eats it off of them.

I had a three-sum last night and shit got real weird real fast during the Mexican finger trap.

by Robert Slay May 12, 2018

Slovak Mexican Food

When you try something hoping it won't be as bad as you think it'll be and it's so terrible that you'll regret trying it for the rest of your life.

My girlfriend talked me into letting her sounding on me, it was like Slovak Mexican Food. I regret everything in my life that lead to me saying yes.

by Coolguy666 December 14, 2021

Rocket League Mexican

Someone who tries too hard in Rocket League. Doesn't have to actually be Mexican. Often times has a rap song as their player anthem.

Dude the other team are playing like a bunch of Rocket League Mexicans they try too hard.

by ImNotDeluxe September 3, 2023

Mexican Washing Machine

When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman

Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?

by GingerToothbrush February 27, 2015

mexican carpet ride

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find

Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.

by whorhey45 November 7, 2014

Mexican blow out

The act of laying down in your bed with loaded pants blowing shit up your back and down your legs.

My partner and i were making out she pushed me over on the bed and I had a Mexican blow out

by Shlong punisher March 8, 2022