this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...

i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!

hairy touchas mullet by roocuckoo August 19, 2009

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hairy storm chaser

The phrase "hairy storm chaser" is used when described a particularly large, hirsute gentlemen who prefers the company of men such as himself, and has a predilection for analingus

Timothy is a such a hairy storm chaser. You should have seen at the leather bar after Taco Night at the Mexican restrauant.

hairy storm chaser by TinyBubbles October 8, 2010

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Hairy Morris

1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.

2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.

Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.

1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days

2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.

Hairy Morris by wankybojango March 11, 2011

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