dr half price

ex f star who retired from crypto

I want to be dr half price

by drhp August 29, 2021

Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.

Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.

by Dj smiles January 18, 2022

The Half Life Point

A sudden turning point in how things in a category are made due to a revolutionary item created in that category
(Like how half life 1 changed game making)

George Lucas's Star Wars is like The Half Life Point of movie making.

by declandude25_newer May 21, 2022

divya half

When your girlfriend splits dinner into two "equal" parts. E.g. my part is 200 grams and divyas is 400 grams

That looks like a divya half there

by smurfnturf May 28, 2022

a half-grade

Between two grades.

You're probably in a half-grade.

by RedSaber9 June 13, 2022

radcliffe half

The art of promising to save someone something but leaving them with fuck all.

A: Save us half on that ciggy lad
B: Yeah no worries mate save you a radcliffe half
A: What the fuck's that?! Smoking cork here lad

by Sewy 7 September 23, 2022

Internet Half-Troll

In the same way that an Internet Troll takes pleasure in causing drama and chaos, the Internet Half-Troll takes pleasure in countering everything that the troll posts in a way that brings about laughter and harmony by making the troll look foolish This often cuts off the troll's lulz that it requires for sustenance and forces the troll out through attrition, thus causing the troll to seek its lulz in a place that isn't under the surveillance of half-trolls.

Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.

According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.

Timmy: "Look what I drew with my new pencil set! Isn't it cool? :P"

Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::

Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!

Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!

Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected

by BluntSageChroniclese June 18, 2023