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emo boy

A bunch of tool bags, whom are fond of bands like "fall out boy" and "punk rock" bands that enjoy complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also wear tight clothes that make most straight people want to slap them, for being stupid and thinking that they could fit into clothes that wouldnt even fit a 4 year old.
not only do these "boys" committ homocide fashion but they also are convinced that they can play music. not all, but most are in some kind of lame band, that go through band members like condoms. These kids are the worst singers and even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon. the world would truely be a better place, if they "accidentally" were all run over by a dump truck.
they also are really un-athletic and quit all their sports or never even played sports in the first place, because they are only conforming to societys need for athlets.
it is appearent to me that these kids have been rejected once in their life and cannot deal with the fact that not everyone likes them, so they turn to the "dark side" of society and become a self hating bitch.
josh: you know that joe kid?

me: yeah the one who stays at home and practices playing his guitar all day because he has no friends and is socially challenged? you mean the one who ripped his shirt the other day because he bend over, and the same one who shops for girls clothing and enjoys staring at the mirror more then life? and the same one who has ADD and draws pictures of death on his folders in school because hes failing everyclass? the same kid who quit every sport he used to play because the pants werent tight enough for him?

josh: yeah thats him, the emo boy!
by conor July 18, 2006
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emo kids

Emo Kids are just people who are full of feeling.
All that cutting shit and crying over a lot of nothing and being sad and depressed all the time, that's bullshit. Those are scene kids.
True emo kids are ppl who have deep feelings and choose to show them. Its got nothing to do with standing out or fitting in. They just choose to show what most hide deep inside.
NO! not all emos dress in all black. We have our own since of style.
NOT how real emo kids act!:
emo kid : Ugh. My boyfriend just broke up with me. I think I'm gonna go cut. I'm so depressed.

Probably:
emo kid 1:...well, he broke up with me for some other girl. It hurts, it really does.
emo kid 2: Sorry to hear it. Wanna come play some video games to get your mind off it.
emo kid 1: sure. I'll be right over.
emo kid 2: Shweet see ya in a little.
by Lori A April 13, 2007
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emo pants

Emo pants ARE NOT girl pants. They are found in the men's section of any clothing store. Emo pants are not as tight as most people think...I've seen someone put a pop can in all four pockets of the pants at the same time. =0
Emo pants are so hot...that most girls find them sexy and go after the men wearing them. Emo kids get more girls than you would ever believe.
by mtdewisnotme August 27, 2008
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emo kids

Underground of shame: a load of 17 year olds sitting around with floppy fringes, geeky glasses, tight t-shirts, tight trousers, studded belts, and trainers the size of your house, talking about how un-emo they are and how much they hate emo kids. And then all going home, writing embarrassing poetry, cutting their arms with a butter knife, calling the ambulance when they draw blood, and then crying and wishing their parents had split up so they had something to write a song about. And then shouting, 'I'M SO EMO!'
Wanker: Do you like emo?
Twat: No
Wanker: Nor do I.
Twat (on his own, playing air guitar, giving himself paper cuts and listening to Funeral For A Friend): I love being one of them emo kids, I'm so fricking emo.
Wanker: *As above*
by Dani Jeans July 24, 2008
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Emo fuck

normally a gay girl (or boy) who obsesses over dinosaurs, polka dots, and guns to there head.if you try to talk with them they normally look down and cover there eyes with their greasy black hair.

they cut there wrists as much as they cut there hair
"hey you stupid emo fuck- look at me when i talk to you!"
by monefa May 13, 2005
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emo pop

Bands that are called "emo", but they are played on MTV and liked by whiny 13-16 year old preps that are spoiled rotten. It's pop music that has the elements of emo in it such as whiny emotional lyrics and emo like guitar riffs and all that shit.
Emo pop: All American Rejects, Hawthorne Heights, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Yellowcard, Sum 41, etc.
Emo: You name some for me!!
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emo kids

emo kids are well kids that are emo...
i am one kind of, but i dont have black hair im blonde but thats not my fault its just i look scary with black hair...
ooookkkk, movin on, they listen to music such as lost prophets, thrice, thursday, panic at the disco, mcfly...ur i mean funeral for a freind...
they were skinny jeans because they are skinny and like it.
they dont cut themselves thats goths, ughh shudder, they shud play guitar if they a proper one because playin the guitar is "cool". oh and they dont all write poetry or wear horn rimmed glasses
"ooh have you seen those skinny jeans in topman?"
"oh yars there just ravishing master emo kids!"
by ellie` April 23, 2006
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