An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”
Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”
Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”
Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
by Davie :,) May 8, 2020
Get the David Dosemug. David’s are people who are generous and giving. They like to put other people first before themselves. Manipulating people and degrading people are their top priority but do not fret they are also good at blaming others when they get caught. Who wouldn’t want a David in your life!
Her: why do you always think you’re right and pkay the victim when you’re wrong?
Her: why are you a David?
Her: why are you a David?
by Sadboyka August 1, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David 9C is a different type of breezy gorilla monkey but a bit less hairy. He often rezolves to violence to solve ecuations in chem class. He hates fun and dislikes drawings of frogs. He is good friends with Pârvan Cristina. He loves skibidi bideu fortnite. Love oranges.
by Sigmund from oceania December 2, 2024
Get the David 9Cmug. Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.
by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022
Get the Davidmug. John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!
Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!
Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
by Abstract Sounds September 4, 2022
Get the John David Talleymug. by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021
Get the Davidmug. 