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Cum Turtle

A flying turtle that shoots cum out of it's eyes.
"Oh NO! It's the flying cum turtle! Everyone RUN!"
by M1. Potato May 28, 2016
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Cum cancer

Cum cancer is when your cum turns into a solid and permanent rash. It's called cum cancer because it occurs when someone cums on you, if they have the desise, that cum will make a permanent marke/tumor on the person's skin
Tom gave Alana cum cancer
by N_E_K June 13, 2016
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waffle cum

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.
Hey man, want some waffle cum?
by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018
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Internal Cumming

When you injure your genitals to the point that it starts to cum internally similarly to internal bleeding. May often be referred to internal nutting
When a bitch gives you a fine suck but hits your dick at the end, forcing your sperm to start to start cuming internally inside your penis (internal cumming)
by Sunnyonarainyday May 6, 2018
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Cum packet

A tied-off condom with the reservoir tip filled with semen stored in the fridge to later be served to a submissive.
I milked my slave into this condom to have fresh cum packet for him if he serves me well tomorrow.
by ktom49 December 11, 2012
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ashlee cummings

American actress with red hair and freckles. Featured in many movies such as Cabin Fever 2, The Longest Yard, The Marc Pease Experiance, ext.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that hot red head chick on the ben stiller movie?

Guy 2: OMG YES, do you mean Ashlee Cummings? I would do her in a second!
by mad_man87 August 19, 2012
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cum snorkel

Cum snorkel: when a person blows cum out of their nose instead of swallowing it.
Cum snorkel. damn, that person just blew cum out of her nose and loved it.
by dirtieolbastard August 17, 2011
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