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I will Will Smith your Chris Rock 

It's basically "I will smack you in the face", but it's referencing to the incident at the 2022 Oscars where Will Smith smacked Chris Rock in the face because of a joke Chris Rock made about his wife. However, there's a controversy whether the act Will Smith committed was justified because of the fact that his wife, Jada Smith, had cheated on him. Some will say that it was, and some will say it wasn't, then there are people who will say that both Will Smith and Chris Rock were in the wrong, because Chris made a joke about Jada, and Will got up and smacked him, hence, the events go from making an inappropriate joke about someone's wife, and the husband reacted inappropriately, hence, the point of why Chris Rock and Will Smith were both in the wrong.
"I will Will Smith your Chris Rock if you don't stop spamming my email."

going chris brown 

When a person gets mad to the point of getting violent.
he was just joking when Burt started going Chris Brown.
going chris brown by Sonnyson March 11, 2009

a chris farley 

When a persons life spirals out of control due to drugs, drinking and non-stop partying - usually resulting in death. His hangers-on and leeches let it happen, as long as he keeps buying or dies.

Named after one of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starring in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. He was later resurrected for a distasteful Dish Network commercial which also featured his faded comedian friend Kevin Spade.
Friend - Damn, I can't believe Nick is gone? He did a Chris Farley and OD'd.
Leech - Yeah...., It was a Great Party Though!
a chris farley by StoryAtEleven January 11, 2010

lil chris 

The most retarded fucktard of a dipshit ever to produced by a stinking UK reality TV show. He's 15, and his voice is yet to break, and sounds worse than the lead singer from Simple Plan. His music literally makes your ears bleed, and you will not doubt cut yourself and become emo because of how awful it is.
Rabid fangirl: z0mg lil chris is so smexy lolz

Me: Fuck. Off.
lil chris by SadisticMonkey December 12, 2008

gucci chris 

That nigga that everyone wants to be he's cool very fashionable loves clothes he's the coolest kid in school he's very funny and loves white girls
Damn I wish I could be like Gucci chris
gucci chris by Calvin320 April 10, 2017

The Chris Curse 

The Chris Curse is given to people who’ve made Chris feel awfully bad. Even making him feel bad once will give you the curse.

The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.

Typically given to friends of Chris.
You made Chris feel bad, might as well just say goodbye to your life now…you got The Chris Curse.

The Chris Special 

Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.
Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.