Chairman’s Hook

When a couple are having doggy style sexual intercourse and the person from behind inserts their thumb into the anus and hooks the other towards them during the thrusting motion to provide extra penetration on the inward thrust and assert a power dominance

He gave her the chairman’s hook. Really took the shine off the end and needed polishing afterwards

by Skyblueforever June 7, 2025

Chaise

Chaise is a slay person, if you ever get to met a Chaise make sure to stay on their good side.

Chaise's are the best once you get to know them.

So to sum this up Chaise's are slay, crazy, lazy, loving, and kind hearted.

Human 1: She's sooooo nice

Human 2: That's a chaise by far!

by Hello_I'm_a_giraffe June 8, 2025

Chain gang

Spilt brain chains of people who usually have lazy eyes

Not interested have fun living on your chain gang

by YournameisTwat June 18, 2025

Chain feast

A group of people all eating each other out creating a chain

Hey do you wanna be part of the chain feast tonight

by Jiizem July 5, 2025

Chain feast

A group of people eating each other out creating a human chain

Hey do you wanna be part of a chain feast tonight

by Jiizem July 5, 2025

Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.

Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.

"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025