by Pizza_king_jc July 30, 2021
Get the Jesus Bombmug. A dietary suppliment
Jesus Salad is good for the digestive system. Jesus Salad is a healthy meal containing lettuce, radish, carrots and Greek dressing.
by JReverend September 14, 2023
Get the Jesus Saladmug. by Zet133 March 23, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. An absolute gigachad. He will love you, even if you've sinned. If he lived longer and had a child he'd be the best father no cap. He loves you no matter what you are, whether it be gay, woman, man, child, etc,. He is a forgiving man and sacrificed his own life so people could go to Heaven even if they've sinned in their life. Literally amazing. An absolute gigachad. Even if you hate this man, he will still love you, but it's still a good option to love him if you were or are a Christian.
Bro got crucified and still forgave people, unlike Twitter or YouTube users who won't forgive someone because they dislike a certain show.
#StanGodandJesus
Bro got crucified and still forgave people, unlike Twitter or YouTube users who won't forgive someone because they dislike a certain show.
#StanGodandJesus
Person 1: I hate myself. No one will ever love me, and I am pathetic. Why can't I just die?
Jesus: But I love you and I always will.
Person 1: I love you.
Jesus: But I love you and I always will.
Person 1: I love you.
by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. person 1:Ah theres street jesus
Person 2:for fuck sake i dont want that dirty gay nigger near me or my family after what his dad did the big nigger
Person 2:for fuck sake i dont want that dirty gay nigger near me or my family after what his dad did the big nigger
by Beastnigga12 November 13, 2022
Get the Street jesusmug. by Jahnutz August 3, 2024
Get the Jesus Piecemug. "Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
by pikcled January 31, 2023
Get the Korean Jesusmug.