rock boner

n. an erection of the penis or engorgement of the clitoris resulting from the pleasing sounds of music

"Have you heard the new Big D album? It gave me a raging rock boner!"

by ragingpimps October 4, 2009

boner eclipse

When tucking ones penis between the legs, and one achieves an erection, causing said hard penis to poke at the anus of said tucker, creating a condition known as a boner eclipse.

See also fuck your ass.

Bill: I got a boner eclipse the other day.

John: What the hell is a boner eclipse?

Bill: Where your dick goes so far up your ass it turns into a boner eclipse.

by Boner Jammer October 20, 2008

bonerbutt

word meaning damnit man

Jeremy- "Bonerbutt, i gotta take a shit"
Teddy-"That sucks"

by pimpTholla November 18, 2005

popped a boner

when your penis fails to work; a broken penis.

Tyler: whats it called when you sprain your penis?
Nate: It means you popped a boner.

by Spaghet February 21, 2009

Skyrim Boner

The hard-on you get when having a Skyrim on a flight.

"Man I got such a Skyrim boner, while my guy was licking out my ass on out flight to New York. It led to the bext hand job ever!"

by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012

nigger boner

One whom gets angered over pre pubescent children over Eksbawks Live and resorts to fracturing beloved vidya gaems.

"That there Billy sure is a nigger boner when it comes to competitive gaming, sheesh..."

"That there Billy sure is a nigger boner when it comes to competitive gaming, sheesh..."

by BonerButt August 26, 2015

Blue Vain Brain Boner

Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a obsession of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, and gets obsessed in his/her thought pattern until his / her thought/idea wears off or the thought gets put into action.

John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?

Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a blue vain brain boner.

by Slim and Gee Production April 16, 2011