Black-Eye Bird 

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

Black-Eye Bird by Axtrium December 4, 2021

“The Big Bird”

A stupid yellow bird that you are supposed to torture at sleepovers with your friends (Don’t worry it’s just a stuffed animal) ;)

Prescott: Where’s “The Big Bird” ?
Patty: He’s in my freezer :)

“The Big Bird” by WiiSportsBoy March 21, 2022

Jin-Jin Bird 

The funniest joke ever told.
Trust me.
Its hilarious.

Andrew: “Looks like the Jin-Jin Bird’s fallen out of its nest!”
Me: “go fuck yourself”

Jin-Jin Bird by avid bird-watcher April 19, 2022

when the bird goes walking

when the situation dramatically changes

Wow i'm the best make sure to subscribe to my youtube channel lmao xd lol rofl
when the bird goes walking

Also puht8o is the best potato

when the bird goes walking by diggorypip586 May 15, 2022

Jayden Micheal ¨bird¨ Blais 

0 rizz
0 bitches
But VERY handsome (such a cutie) 😍
very raspy and high pitched voice but pristine singer

Girl 1: did you see that boy flapping his arms around today?
Girl 2: yes it must have been bird
Bird: of course it was me ladies
Both Girls: get away from us you´re Jayden Micheal ¨bird¨ Blais

Jayden Micheal ¨bird¨ Blais by elitespammer June 2, 2022

The Hamster and the Bird 

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

The Hamster and the Bird by Homer001 June 3, 2022

move a bird 

Transporting pounds of cocaine in one trip

Girl: Do you want to move a bird later

Guy: What’s that
Girl: It’s 2.2 lbs of cocaine

move a bird by Mutationsamen August 14, 2022