The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
by Dadornetto April 24, 2018
Get the American Fortune Cookiemug. The pictures is little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBEXPLOSION.MUAHLONNBE is played by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior and MEXIT TOEHUN is played by lbj the costume of bad guy Lonnie Benningfield junior MUAHLONNBE is a cop that takes out Mexican MAFIA thoooobjguns in the little city of America for the death of his parents he will soon face the enemy on the city street's in a sword fight between MEXIT TOEHUN MEXIT TOEHUN
ENDS UP BLOWED UP INTO FLAMED PIECES AND MUAHLONNBE AND THE PEOPLE'S IS FREE FROM THE HANDS OF THE TOEHUN BAND OF STREET THOOOOBJGUNS. THESE Pictures IS CALLED LITTLE AMERICAN MUAHLONNBEXPLOSION BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. A photograph movie. Just watch.
ENDS UP BLOWED UP INTO FLAMED PIECES AND MUAHLONNBE AND THE PEOPLE'S IS FREE FROM THE HANDS OF THE TOEHUN BAND OF STREET THOOOOBJGUNS. THESE Pictures IS CALLED LITTLE AMERICAN MUAHLONNBEXPLOSION BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. A photograph movie. Just watch.
I wrote and photograph the book of little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBExplosion.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 12, 2022
Get the Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBEXPLOSIONmug. A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
Get the American Pie Expressmug. When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.
Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022
Get the American Doodymug. These people are like if an Indian person and a black man were combined and they are a great kind of slave
Koyo Hendrick is a Native American / American Indian name that is very common and these kinds of people have long hair
by BBClover98 January 23, 2025
Get the Native American / American Indianmug. The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."
by xxhentaihavenxx December 27, 2019
Get the South American Soup Bowlmug. by busybrat July 6, 2024
Get the elf bar american gothicmug.