Wheely top

When you get a blow job from a girl in a wheel chair.

"My legs are broken can you give me wheely top"

by Wheels2003 September 29, 2020

pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer

“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”

by Corncakes March 29, 2025

nugget top

a bra

"I can see your nugget top strap."

by mehbehreh April 29, 2016

stuffed top

When you cum in a girls mouth and she gets a sinus infection

So at the party last night I gave my girlfriend a stuffed top and she was blowing cum out of her nose for weeks.

by Jabob May 20, 2016

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023