by This one nigga October 22, 2017
A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.
Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.
by Capt. Carfentnyl November 06, 2023
David: “My glock is fantastic because it’s made of plastic.”
Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”
David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”
Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”
David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”
Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
by Jackgyver January 07, 2022
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation March 09, 2022
by Chuckesn April 05, 2017
After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.
by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021
Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:
2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),
1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),
Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and
Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).
2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),
1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),
Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and
Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).
Three even-more-austere examples of "less-than-whole cow-juice" are:
Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),
Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and
Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),
Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and
Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO June 29, 2023