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Michael

Oh look Michael, the perv
by Ur Mom's thick balls March 30, 2022
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Michael Elias

A man who hates dictionary definitions, even this one.
Damn, Michael Elias really hates this definition.
by ThatDudeBro07 May 8, 2024
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Michael

a man stronger than Saitama and loved by women and the perfect man and has 2 brain cells.
dan that Michael is strong as ever.
by lord killer November 25, 2021
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Michael Lang

A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener
Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop
by purplenurple420 February 4, 2019
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John Michael

John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!
"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."

"John Michael makes me a better person"
by Jesuslover09 November 23, 2021
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holden michael billiot

Someone who is very hot.He is hot from head to toe.He is the best friend you can have.
Me:Holden Michael Billiot is so hot.
by geuis November 25, 2017
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Michael

Michael, an individual of exceptional physical features, exudes an undeniable allure and charm, particularly due to his strikingly attractive appearance and mesmerizing eyes. His eyes, in particular, possess a captivating aura that is simply irresistible to behold and one cannot help but admire their beauty and depth.

Furthermore, Michael's well-chiselled and muscular frame perfectly complements his jawline, which is of such impressive size and structure that it can be classified as a "gigachad" feature. The amalgamation of these physical attributes presents Michael as a remarkable and captivating individual, who possesses both striking good looks and a charismatic personality. It is not surprising that many are drawn to his magnetic aura, and he is sure to leave a lasting impression on all who have the pleasure of encountering him.
Michael is hot when he is hot
by Not han big ban May 24, 2023
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