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Bagel Music

'be͡ɪɡə͡l 'mju zɪk

Noun.
1. Your favorite song.

2. A song that you would listen to while you're getting a bagel.
"What's your bagel music?"

"So, this is the kind of bagel music you listen to."
by Not Lucas Marcus October 8, 2025
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toxic music

A song (or multiple songs) that remind you of a time in your life, usually a rough patch.
Person 1: I can’t listen to November by Tyler The Creator because it reminds of my ex.

Person 2: That song is toxic music for you.
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musical

What the hell are musicals? It appears to be a play where the dialogue stops And the plot is conveyed through song Through song? Wait, so an actor is saying his lines and then Out of nowhere, he just starts singing? Well, that is the Stupidest thing that I have ever heard You're doing a play, got something to say So you sing it? It's absurd! Who on earth is goin' to sit there While an actor breaks into song? What possible thought could the audience think Other than, "This is horribly wrong?" Remarkably, they won't think that (Seriously? Why not?) Because, it's a musical, a musical And nothing's as amazing as a musical With song and dance, and sweet romance And happy endings happening by happenstance Bright lights, stage fights and a dazzling chorus
You wanna be great, then you gotta create a musical I don't know, I find it hard to believe

Some make you happy
Some make you sad
Some are quite big
Some quite small
Some are too long
Some are just plays with song (oh)
Some musicals have no talking at all
(No talking at all?)
That's right, there's no talking
All of the dialogue is sung in a very dramatic fashion
(Um, really?) Yes, really
(There's no talk?) There's no talking
And they often stay on one note for a very long time
So that when they change to a different note, you'll notice
And it's supposed to create a dramatic effect
But mostly you just sit there asking yourself
"Why aren't they talking?"
(Sounds miserable) I believe it's pronounced "Misérables"
I was in a musical dancer kicked in unison in one big wonderful line!!!
by AuroratheHippoQueen May 31, 2025
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Nick Smith Music

Objectively mediocre music made by unfeeling machine. Lacks passion and milk
Whoa that nick smith music is lacking milk
by CUCK POPE December 6, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Ohio music

A song that is catchy and that will make you feel good, also can be a song that you listen to while traveling. (especially to Ohio)
John: "Have you heard the song Lotus by Minus the bear?"
Nate: "Oh yeah, I actually have it in my playlist of Ohio music."
by Mae_Lisztomania June 16, 2020
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MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS

THE MOST RIGGED KOREAN AWARD SHOW THERE IS.

Selling awards show within their Family Shared affiliated companies.
Starships Ent. rigged another show for the second time by buying Cravity the undeserving MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS ROTY and stealing it from deserving TREASURE.
by GOD__> December 5, 2020
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