Drinking the chug jug 

Drinking the chug jug - when you eat out your girl on the toilet while she's taking a poop.

The female equivalent of bumpkins definition #7.

Boy 1: Hey, are you considering drinking the chug jug.
Boy 2: NO, that's disgusting.
Girl: You can drink my chug jug.

Drinking the chug jug by fagglord October 4, 2018

jamario woodly the 8th jr 

jamario is a fat short Hispanic kid who likes to fuck around at a trampoline park in wayne nj

oh shit their goes jamario woodly the 8th jr

jamario woodly the 8th jr by jmario fan in wayne nj February 14, 2022

Caught with your hand in the nookie jar 

When you are fingering a girl and someone walks in on you.

Friend: "Dude I can't believe you got caught with your hand in the nookie jar! Your girlfriend must be so embarrased...and your mom lol."

You:(Face Palm)

Caught with your hand in the nookie jar by Sir SnAdEr September 7, 2010

the amazing jonathan

A name used to describe one who experiences a moment of extreme stupidity, displaying the characteristics of a fucktard. The "amazing" portion of the phrase comes from the famous slogan "I will be amazing!" See also: raney.

Dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!

Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.

Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.

What an asshat.

the amazing jonathan by Werner Karl Heisenburg June 11, 2006

the lil john 

the 'little' or lil john: (verb) is a reaction to a sexual act in which you have someone bent over, and you "accidentally" slip it into the rectal region.

The lil john is an act in which you, "accidentally" slip something into the rectal region. The person who is on the receiving end instantly screams, "YEAH", then turns around quickly and looks at the other person and says, "WHAT"...a few seconds go by and then they say "OK"

the lil john by lil tickle barbie March 15, 2009

The Swedish Jacuzzi 

To be covered in semen all around your body.

Usually done to men in a gay orgy but the recipient can be a woman also.

Mike visited Sweden for the first time and went to a gay bar, he got The Swedish Jacuzzi there.

The Swedish Jacuzzi by jesuschristeverythingistaken September 30, 2020

The greatest joke of all time 

The hangover guy wrote a genius work of art/cinematic masterpiece.

Hym "Want to hear the greatest joke of all time?" *Tells joke*

Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

The greatest joke of all time by Hym Iam April 27, 2022