Potato

A carnivorous animal that secretly kills humans

Oh look a killer potato - A random person

by shadow2329382938 June 25, 2022

Potato Skin

The interior part of the skin in an uncircumcised penis

“I sucked on Brads potato skin all day”

by sheerfreak June 21, 2020

Potato

1. A pointless vegetable that is honestly just there.

2. An unsuspecting, yet very dangerous sexual weapon if used correctly.

"Don't trust that man with a potato in a dark alley!"

by Davikins July 19, 2013

Watery potato

A very nice potato

YUH
I like watery POTATOS yUh

‘What’s the best thing ever’
‘WATERY POTATOES’

by Potato yuh July 10, 2021

Snakes in a Potato

A phrase describing a feeling of great revelation.

Snakes in a Potato!! How did that get there?

by SambucaSally May 28, 2022

potato

its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it

i killed a patato and turned it to freanch mbaked potatos

by potatoloverjelly October 28, 2019

Potato

Someone who is "ugly" and unapealing to the average being but inside they are nothing but beautiful, loving and carring ...don't forget hilarious. They have and awkward vibe to them but once ppl understand their frequency life become blissful.

Becky: hey have u seen Jaequalyn The Potato's videos?
Kate: no, I haven't
Becky: Go to her youtube channel, she's hilarious asf.

by anonymous April 14, 2018