Joe Biden

Don't be a Joe Biden, pussy.
by Usurper Biden April 22, 2021
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Joe Biden

A creep who sniffs girls Hairs and think their objects.Also A Loser.
by Pateo November 10, 2020
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cup a joe

(1) to piss in a cup at a concert, overflow it, and continue the stream onto the girl standing in front of you until bladder is empty.

(2) simply put, to piss on a girl
(1) "exuse me miss, can i interest you in a cup a joe? (splash)"

(2) "hand me a bottle, that girl in front of us looks like she could use a cup a joe."
by nilsssssss February 18, 2008
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Joe Bidening

is when a father kindly walks up to one of his children and smells their hair after that he makes them get into the shower with him. After this, the father tells the children to pay attention to his campaign speech which consists of him rocking back and forth doing the helicopter meat spin while doing the Biden smile as widely as his face will allow. Afterward, he bends over and farts loudly while acting like he forgot how to get out of the shower and falling out of the shower while holding his hands up like he is riding a bicycle while screaming at the top of his lungs poor kids are just as smart as white kids.
Jeff: Hey Sarah did you hear what happened to Billy last night?
Sarah: No Jeff what happened to Billy?
Jeff: His dad let Billy have a Joe Bidening!
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jeff: I know Billy said it looked like he was swinging it around in the rain like a boat motor in water.
by The masked scrotum November 18, 2022
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Sloppy joe

the act of taking a "greaser shit"(taking a large dump with a dip of tabacco) not wiping your ass. leaving the shit bake in your toilet for weeks then taking a shower with shit still covering your ass then keeping the dip in for weeks at a time.
dude that was a hell of a sloppy joe.
my ass stunk for weeks after that sloppy joe.. but my dip is still great.

boomer simms and azdum all three took a sloppy joe in grammies bathroom at one point in time.DAMN!
by the devil from the nc of pa September 21, 2008
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Joe Hahn

DJ for Linkin Park, Joe also "directs" the band's music videos and some short films, in 2006 Joe suffered from a nervous breakdown which locked Joe Hahn's creative mind in place while he was brainstorming a slow motion shot for Chester Bennington in the video for "What I've Done"

Subsequently, every single Linkin Park video released after this incident has featured Chester Bennington in slow motion, and after therapy; Rob Bourdon rotating.

It is rumoured that this information is actually incorrect and the DJ was replaced by a son of Kim Jong Il as product placement detailed in Linkin Park's A Thousand Suns contract, there also theories which believe Joe Hahn is just a douche.
Subject 1: "Hey have you seen that new music video?"
Subject 2: "Nah, I heard they totally Joe Hahned it."
by Lucas Mcnucas June 01, 2012
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Hey Joe!

Word leading up to your eventual death in stealth games after killing Joe, the security guard whose birthday seems to be everyday and who every guard wants to surprise with a big ol'birthday cake.
All Guards: "Hey Joe! Surprise!"

*Discovers you with Joe's dead body, drenched in his blood*

All Guards: ">:("
by Xekiel March 03, 2010
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