Peen juice

Peen juice has nothing to do with any sort of big, small, fat or skinny cock. It is just chunky peanut butter, no fat ducks here

“Hey Landon can you pass me the peen juice?”
“Yeah! The crunchy one, right”
“For sure my dood”

by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019

balogna juice

A creative and sophomoric reference to semen, spunk, jizz, sploo, baby batter, or man-gurt. AKA - baloney juice.

She went down on me bro, and I gave her a mouthful of balogna juice!

by Freakycheeks June 8, 2016

Donkey Juice

50% Robitussin Maximum Strength DM cough syrup, 50% Baileys Irish Cream, Season to taste with Ketamine

"Anything
anything would be better than this agony of mind
this creeping pain
that gnaws and fumbles and caresses one and never hurts quite enough
this donkey juice is messin with my balls"

by izzyfU(kinsucks January 27, 2022

Capple Juice

A combination of the popular rum, Captain Morgan, and apple juice.

Hey Gavin, are we drinking Capple Juice tonight? If not, I’m not coming.

by IAmDeShuah April 10, 2021

Zucc Juice

The official new name for water. If you don't agree with this. The robot god known as Lord Zuckerberg will haunt you while you sleep with the chants of "Zucc Juice" from thousands of starving African Children.

Jim Joe Bob: "Hey man, you have any water I could have?"
Zucc Follower: I sorry, believe you mean Zucc Juice."
Jim Joe Bob: *slowly backs away from the obvious robot being controlled by the government*

by Autsitcboi6969 June 2, 2018

hick juice

A perfume or cologne made or scented like a country star, ex. Tim McGraw.

That's repulsive, I think Barbara Jean has been swimmin' in hick juice!

by ZexyZebraLover May 11, 2009

Cabbage Juice

A transparent liquid type of seamen which is produced at the start of puberty

Dude I have my first ever wank last wank last night I didn't properly ejaculate it was only a bit of cabbage juice

by Runnerboy13 November 17, 2015