Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.
Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.
by Flhu March 05, 2018
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Little Jesus

An alternate name for a penis. If it's not your frist boner then it's a Resurrection
Little Jesus shows up every morning for no reason
by Cony lingus April 19, 2022
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jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.
by Baddkharmaaz January 03, 2025
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jesus montano

a handsome man, that pulls many girls. he's very popular, and many people enjoy his company. he also tends to have a short temper but long penis.
That guy must be a Jesus Montano *heart eyes*
by GVibez November 17, 2016
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pipe Jesus

Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus
by Spycrab505 December 26, 2022
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Jesus Boob Cult

The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.
Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
by JBC is life September 25, 2021
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man: Yo, that's the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus!
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by what king September 05, 2021
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